S'posed t'be at home with fireworks and th' beach 'n barbeques, but this'll do, 'ay?

[Remember that eardrum-bursting from last time? It's happening again with even less warning and even more enthusiasm.] HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY~!

If y'come to my place -- oi, where's this? -- aaaat 1665 Nelson Street or somethin', I'll give ya some dinky-di Aussie food - ( Read more... )

[A sharp intake of breath is all the warning you're going to get before a heavily Australian-accented voice decides it would be a good idea to make your eardrums bleed.] OI!

Bloody hell, what's the big idea?! America, as nice as it is to see you want your lil' blood blister to visit, 's not like you can just go 'round kidnapping people from their ( Read more... )